• Me:

    But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.

  • My brain:

    Okay, but consider this: more books.

katypetra:

Anti bullying songs x Snapchat

(via cobwebclotpoles)

wolverxne:


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wolverxne:

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(Source: WOLVERXNE, via dirtytucson)

Me playing sports.

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via fluffygremlin)

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nprfreshair:

Tuesday afternoon slump calls for some Mike Birbiglia

Much better. 

(Source: fuckcoconutwater)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via fluffygremlin)

peace-out-little-munchkins:

Me, all the time, every day.

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inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

(via fluffygremlin)

slaynuggets:

brybriontour:


Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home


HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

slaynuggets:

brybriontour:

Dan Howell is the sweetest person alive everyone else can go home

HOW FAST DID YOU RETWEET THIS. YOU ARE THE PERSON I ASPIRE TO BE. ONE FUCKING RETWEET. YOU CANT JUST DO THIS. THIS TAKES PURE. SKILL. AND. DEDICATION.

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The beginning of the end